New Prostitution Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble

What do call a male prostitute in a bar... Handy Andy

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.

What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution. (Consentual)

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.

A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I'll f--ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don't have any money. She says ok I'll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up fuck.

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push

Slow down prostitute ahead

My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me