Profession

Profession jokes

The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.

Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?

One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!

There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?

Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.