Profession jokes
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
All then are bad.
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
I have a really good construction joke.
But I'm still working on it.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Jobs,
50 shapes head.