Problem jokes
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.