Problem Jokes

I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

Wow my own joke Category I problem won’t remember this

When ariana grande broke up with pete she said she has on less problem with out you.

what's the biggest problem with gravity it keeps putting people down

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out

Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore

An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?" and the Nacho say to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"

What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?

Not my problem.

imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem

What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!!!

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Life is a bitch and people make it worse This Thing that I'm in ("am") is a Forsaken curse (beta)

Biden: Shut up Trump, DISRESPECTFUL) President: you are the one with the inappropriate hair touching bro.😎😎😎😎😎😎 Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.