Problem jokes
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills. The cop asks the woman, "Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?" She replies, "Well, there's a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers." The cop asks, "So what did you do about it?" The old lady says, "I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!" "That seems fair enough," the cop says, "so what's in the other sack?" The old lady replies with, "Not everyone pays..."