Problem jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.