Problem Jokes

I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

What did the math book say to the other math book?

Wanna hear my problems?

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because Feminists can't solve problems.

What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane

What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"

My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!

Dear math,

please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks

The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC

Edit: Never mind it started to sync...

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

why was the math book so sad because it was filled with problems

Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.” The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.” He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.

If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.