Newest Probability Jokes - Page 6

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult

What's the hardest part about sex with a thai girl?

Her, probably

cancer isnt real its probably special affects

1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome

Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford. Fat, mean and probably inbred.

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."

What is black and white? Probably Mexican History

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.