Princess jokes
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
"Princess, let's talk!"
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.