Princess Jokes

Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car

Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?

How do you think Princess Diana died?

...Too soon?

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....

Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?

She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"

Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!

Who is Bill Cosby’s favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty

whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces

what did cinderella where to the beach

glass flipers

What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?

It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.

WHY DID PRINCESS DIANNA CROSS THE ROAD?

CAUSE SHE DIDNT WEAR A SEATBELT

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.

The four Daisies:

Princess Daisy Daisy Duck Daisy Wells Daisy Dove Bloom

Why did princess Diana cross the road?

-she wasn't wearing a seat belt

How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield

A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!