u make sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri....
why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
Princess lets talk!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.
Why is cindrella white ..... Because she is superior
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi
A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods, They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go. Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more, ^-^ they filled my life with more Happiness, I believe in the Unicorns and they'll believe in me, I am not a Unicorn although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land but if I could be any creature I would be a Unicorn! :P
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
