Princess jokes
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.