How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Princess Jokes
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Like wtf
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Knight HAHAHAHA!
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
"Princess, let's talk!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
