Princess jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Reasons
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Knight HAHAHAHA!
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
"Princess, let's talk!"