Princess jokes
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Reasons
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Knight HAHAHAHA!
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
"Princess, let's talk!"