Princess jokes
"Princess, let's talk!"
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Reasons
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.