A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
Why did Princess Di cross the road? Momentum.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards it was red.
Princess lets talk!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
