Princess

Princess jokes

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.