Princess jokes
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.