Princess

Princess jokes

A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.

The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.

Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"

The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."

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    • Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

    Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

    It had nine shots and seven chasers!

    What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

    Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

    My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.

    What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

    Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

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    • Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

    Luigi: Where did they go?

    Mario: To the left.

    Luigi: Fuck

    What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.