Princess

Princess Jokes

Character

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

Drink

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!

Difference

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

Wife

My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.

Queen

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

Impact

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Dress

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Kidnapping

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

Death

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

Daisy

The four Daisies:

Princess Daisy

Daisy Duck

Daisy Wells

Daisy Dove Bloom