Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms and she responds with “who the frick are you talking about, since I don’t know them I got a surprise for you” she wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled For Eugene
Who is Bill Cosby’s favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty
Ddi you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana? It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards it was red.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
u make sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy Daisy Duck Daisy Wells Daisy Dove Bloom
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered him beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer” DAMN YOU PESSI
A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!
