Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms and she responds with “who the frick are you talking about, since I don’t know them I got a surprise for you” she wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled For Eugene
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Ddi you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana? It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards it was red.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
u make sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
