Priest's jokes
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.