What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
What’s Joe Biden’s favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
whats harder than steel? Joe bidden at a playground
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Best political joke....... Joe Biden
I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
