President jokes
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Sometimes presidents lose their minds as they get older into their presidency. A good example of this is JFK. He lost his mind everywhere.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
What did Obama ask Trump?
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.