Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
Chesley, in horror, runs out of the cockpit of the plane coming from London, "I'm so very sorry everyone, I punch the wrong buttons and we are heading to DC instead of New York and we are about to run out of fuel. He opens the door and turns around to the five passengers and exclaimed, "I've parachutes but miscounted. We only got four for the passengers." He jumps off.
Donald faced the other four and orders:
"I'm the greatest leader of the world and I'll make the decision. Tony you go first, our country needs you. The whole wide world needs you. Pandemic is raging." Tony jumps off.
Francis,my friend, you go next, pandemic is ravaging the mind and body of millions. Their soul needs saving. Save Vladimir's and Xi's for me." Francis jumps off.
Hillary faced faced Donald furiously. "Who are you to make decisions for us? I should have been president. I'm the smartest woman in the whole world in history." Hillary jumps off.
Donald gazed at the young woman and started talking: "I'm an old man. I have already lived a full life - beautiful wives, children just a beautiful life. Just beautiful. I've become president of the most powerful country, the most beautiful, the richest. Regrets? I've made a few but did it my way. Greta, go on. Your future is bright. I just wish I can make my country great again and have the chance to help save the world with you. I believe in second chances. Look at my bankruptcies, believe me. And I wish I've played more golf and ......"
Greta interrjected, "Just shut the f* up. The plane is about to crash. Let's go and save the world. The smartest woman in history took my backpack!"
whats harder than steel? Joe bidden at a playground
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
Best political joke....... Joe Biden
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
