President

President Jokes

Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn't have 2 in him!"