What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
