What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Ask a darkie for a light.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
