Prejudice jokes
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"