What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
