Prejudice

Prejudice Jokes

Name

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

Tornado

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

Library

At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.

Man

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

Plane

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

Pilot

What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?

Pilots, you racist fuckers!

Orphan

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

Girl

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.

Race

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

Bomber

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

Friend

My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

...I told him to lighten up.