Power

Power jokes

Computer

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

Atheist

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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  • Man

    What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.

    Memes

    Phone

    Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

    Why? You ask.

    Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

    Politician

    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

    They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

    Orphan

    When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

    Yo Momma

    Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

    Bitch

    Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"

    God

    Hello, this is Godlygirl26. I want to help people with their problems no matter what. There is nothing that God cannot do. I want y'all to know that God is with you, not any of those stone or wood "gods" but a true, loving, powerful God. DM this right here and I will answer. Hope I can help you! Love, Godlygirl26.

    Bullshit

    If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.