Power jokes
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Kingly discussion?
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