IVE HEARD STORIES OF MY MOTHER SHE WAS A TEENAGER AND LEFT ME IN THE BLENDER BUT LUCKILY THE POWER CUT OUT LIKE AT THE ORPAHNAGE
what do you call a ant with so much power? A ter-mite
Penis equals power pussy equals wussy
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I go balls deep in your mum with no power
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger It's Morphine Time
Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged
He also forgot to pay the power bill
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking
How did Steven Hawkings die? He had a power cut x
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
Guys I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house
Friends=your power level Emo kid=power level:0000
Your forehead is so big u look like megga mind butt with no super power just a big forehead
Bo - hey kids I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power so I am just going to be a orphan *kids changing the channel to Annie* Annie- Tomorrow tomorrow only a day away * TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go Dezzy- WAAAAAAAAAA I can’t find Bo
A twin engine has two engines. If one engine stops, the othe will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
the power of yeet. I can't do this-YEET I'm not good at this-YEET I'm not old enough-YEET
Women say men are trash. Yet men made the phone,laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, nevermind the electricity she uses to power those devices....
Money is power and power is sex. Sex is ex and ex is virgin.
The most unrealistic part of chotta bheem is not he eating a laddu and getting power. Its he eating a whole laddu in one shot.
