Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Kingly discussion?
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