Power jokes
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.
The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.
After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.
The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it:
"Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please."
His friends laugh at the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.
After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went.
The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn.
The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared.
The receptionist responds:
"Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke."
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
I had power.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.