Power jokes

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?

Master.

What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?

Coach.

What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.

President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He had a power cut.

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.

If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

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Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.

Kingly discussion?

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

What do you call a country with nukes?

Abomination.

Naruto solos.

The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.