what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
WHATS the diffrence between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know you tell me
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again or switch his batteries
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Whats superman's weaknesses....kryptonite and horses
What do you call a country with nukes? Abomination.
It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour , put in the work, put in hours and take what’s ours
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
what did the hair dresser say to the power line want a power cut
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER
i had power
For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out
There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!
