Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!
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Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
did you know? about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Yesterday during The storm there was a blackout, so I shot him
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
