Poverty jokes
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.