Poverty jokes
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
If you are poor, get money.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
No one gives a fuck.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣