Poverty jokes
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.
A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.
"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"
"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.
"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"
"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.
"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."