Poverty jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
If you are homeless, get a home.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"