Poverty jokes

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.

Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.

Also me: Are you okay?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?

Me: Because you have no family.

You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.

If you are poor, get money.

Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?

There isn't a home button.

Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

Orphans will eat toes for food.

Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?

Because they don't have a home.

What does a homeless man call his mother?

Useless.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

No one gives a fuck.

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

I met a homeless guy named Rich.

He wasn't.

Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?

'Cause none of them have a home button.

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔