Poverty jokes
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
No one gives a fuck.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
If you are homeless, get a home.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?