Poverty jokes
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
No one gives a fuck.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
If you are homeless, get a home.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.