Poverty jokes
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
If you are poor, get money.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
No one gives a fuck.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.