Poverty jokes
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Beans and toast.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
If you are poor, get money.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.