Poverty jokes
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.