Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
If you are poor, get money.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
No one gives a fuck.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
