Poverty

Poverty jokes

Orphan

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

Orphan

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Mum

Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

Orphan

Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.

Also me: Are you okay?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?

Me: Because you have no family.

Meal

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.