Poverty jokes

I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

You're homeless, you orphan!

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

I'm a poor Indian, please help me.

What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

What’s one food orphans can eat?

Homemade.

Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Why don't orphans do homework?

They don't have a home to do it in.

Beans and toast.

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.

Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.

Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.

Also me: Are you okay?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?

Me: Because you have no family.