Poverty jokes

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Why don't orphans do homework?

They don't have a home to do it in.

Beans and toast.

Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.

Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.

Also me: Are you okay?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?

Me: Because you have no family.

You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.

If you are poor, get money.

Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?

There isn't a home button.

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.

Orphans will eat toes for food.

I met a homeless guy named Rich.

He wasn't.

No one gives a fuck.

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?

'Cause none of them have a home button.