Poverty jokes
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
when you see a homeless man walking toward you
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Beans and toast.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.