Poverty jokes

I'm a poor Indian, please help me.

What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"

Beans and toast.

Why don't orphans do homework?

They don't have a home to do it in.

What’s one food orphans can eat?

Homemade.

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.

Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.

Also me: Are you okay?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?

Me: Because you have no family.

You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.

If you are poor, get money.

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.