Poverty jokes

Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.

I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.

Why don't orphans have iPhones?

Because they don't have a home button.

Why do orphans not use iPhones?

Because they don't have a home button.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?

Because there is no home button.

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

For he can be wanted.

Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?

Because there is no home button.

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.