Poverty jokes
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.
I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.