Poverty jokes
So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.
I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.