Poverty jokes
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Memes
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.