Poverty jokes
I like chips.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.
I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.