Poverty jokes
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
Memes
when you see a homeless man walking toward you
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.