I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Poverty Jokes
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
