
Poverty jokes
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
