Poverty jokes
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
I like chips.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.