The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Poverty Jokes
I like chips.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
