Poverty jokes
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.