Poverty jokes
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
I like chips.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.