You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
