Pop culture jokes

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Doctor."

"Doctor who?"

"Doctor Who."

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

What did the Pokémon say after having sex?

"My ball was sore!"

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.