Pop culture jokes
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.