Pop culture jokes

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Doctor."

"Doctor who?"

"Doctor Who."

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

What did the Pokémon say after having sex?

"My ball was sore!"

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.