Pop culture jokes
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Memes
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I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.
What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."
What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."