Pop culture jokes
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?