Pop culture jokes
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!