Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Alven and the chimpmunks commit war crimes
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
