Pop culture jokes
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Memes
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.