Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Pop Culture Jokes
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
