Pop culture jokes
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”