Pop culture jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"