What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Pop Culture Jokes
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
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