Pop culture jokes
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!