Pop culture jokes
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.