Pop culture jokes
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.