So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "does your poop stick to your fur?" And the rabbit replied, "no" and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What did the canible do after he dumped his girlfriend Wiped his ass
What's white red blue and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks 😂
If you kill an orphan would that count as a squad wipe.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
so i took a poop out side when i was done i wiped and got it on my finger after that i had nutella and i thought the poop on my hand was nutella and i licked it i said daddy chill what in the heck is this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??
Whats the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Why did the butt let out a fart A: to wipe out humanity
YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!!!!!
