Toilet Paper

Anonymous

What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

Stick

Anonymous

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

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Toilet Paper

Alaina

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

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Cannibal

Anonymous

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

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Orphanage

Anonymous

If you kill an orphan would that count as a squad wipe.

Difference

Jackqueslack23

Whats the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

Toilet

Anonymous

Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”

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Uncle

Anonymous

Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??

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Stick

GabeTheGuy

So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

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Finger

pooparia

so i took a poop out side when i was done i wiped and got it on my finger after that i had nutella and i thought the poop on my hand was nutella and i licked it i said daddy chill what in the heck is this crap!!!

Toilet Paper

Anonymous

What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? … We’re wiped out!

Toilet

Anonymous

Who do you ask to wipe you? Your Butler

Cannibal

Anonymous

What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.

Toilet Paper

Mark Walberg

What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?

“I’M WIPED!!!”

Toilet Paper

Anonymous

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!

Fart

antkomior

Why did the butt let out a fart A: to wipe out humanity

Cry

Derpyderp

How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddybeer.

Girlfriend

I like peanut butter

What does a canabolist do after he dumps his girlfriend??

He wipes his butt

Night

Anonymous

My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard so my mom wanted to see so I wiped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dads