Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
BIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position? Sixty nein.
Why can't Trump go the White House anymore? Because it's forbiden!
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
Why does JD Vance not need conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Hillary Clinton
In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle, If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972? Because it is politically motivated 👏 🙌 👍👍👌👌 🤔 💭 💡 🫢 😲 😭 😠 😡 🤬
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why is Russia invading Ukraine? «Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Trump, Must I say more?
