Politics

Politics Jokes

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

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If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

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Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!