Politics jokes
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.