I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It’s been awhile since the last presidential assassination…

What do Japanese men do when they vote? – They have an erection.

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids. Knuckle babies don’t eat.

A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.

I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats…they want a handout everyday

Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

“Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?”… The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

Make america hate again

trump

get it because trump is a joke hahaha i am sooo bad

This is American politics that is not true

There is a young lady… She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.

What does Monica and Bill Clinton have in common…They both did not inhale. lol

Why did the liberal cross the road?

(Ah fuck this shit imma kill myself)

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.

Hillary Clinton would make a good president

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron

There are sexiest women in politics, They should be in car showroom.

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