Trump

RallyCat2004

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It’s been awhile since the last presidential assassination…

Puns

Anonymous

What do Japanese men do when they vote? – They have an erection.

Trump

Moose

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

Party

Anonymous

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party

Baby

Anonymous

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids. Knuckle babies don’t eat.

Puns

Lerk

A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.

Cat

Myron R

I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats…they want a handout everyday

Day

Your name (optional)

Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.

Day

Snouticus

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

“Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?”… The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

America

Anonymous

Make america hate again

Trump

kangaroo

trump

get it because trump is a joke hahaha i am sooo bad

American

Anonymous

This is American politics that is not true

Fast

Indra Prihatna

There is a young lady… She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.

Common

AnonymousKendalton

What does Monica and Bill Clinton have in common…They both did not inhale. lol

Cross

triple gay

Why did the liberal cross the road?

(Ah fuck this shit imma kill myself)

People

Anonymous

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

People

Anonymous

What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.

Make

Unknown

Hillary Clinton would make a good president

Atom

IM Racist

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

Trump

Billary Hinton

Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron

Car

Anonymous

There are sexiest women in politics, They should be in car showroom.

Politics

Anonymous

eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee

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