Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
