BLM Biden Loves Bisexuality
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady but she just screamed and flew out of the plane
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
What’s Joe Biden’s favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
How did the Shaggy defence become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
