Politics jokes
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Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Bush is innocent, he's white...
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.