In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech
Why is Russia invading Ukraine? «Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Trump, Must I say more?
These days there are only two political parties in India.. BJP and anti-BJP...
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn't have 2 in him!"
Obama was America’s first black president and Trump was their first orange one
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
How to get into politics Fail art school
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies
