Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
