Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.