My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Super Boy from Korea.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Trumps MOM
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Trump, must I say more?
