Politics jokes

Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.

Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

Viewers: Dora.

Trump: No, I am President Trump.

Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?

They all produce horrible shit.

Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

Why do orphans want to be communist?

So they would have a motherland.

If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?

None of them. Immigration service is.

Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?

A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?

"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"

How do you spell "cognitive mess?"

J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.

You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!

LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?