Politics jokes
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!