Politics jokes
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Brazil is a joke.
America and UK are a joke.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!