Politics jokes
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.