Politics jokes
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.