Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
What did Obama ask Trump
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
