Politics jokes
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"