Politics jokes
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Biden... get it?
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Trump did 1/6.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.