MAGAnon is the goat.
🦆🦆🦆
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!!!!
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
