Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.