Politics jokes

Another Nazi joke.

Did Nazi that coming?

Did Jew?

Enough with the Nazi jokes.

They make me führeious!

Biden... get it?

What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan.

Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.

Trump did 1/6.

Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

What does Trump stand for?

Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.

A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?

A: Jujubes.

Trevor Bauer for President.

Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

What did the eagle say to Obama?

He said: "Joe Mama!"

Why is England bad at chess?

'Cause they lost their queen.

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"