Politics

Politics jokes

I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)