"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Politics Jokes
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Trevor Bauer for President.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Obama got Osama.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Biden did 9/10.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
