Politics jokes
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Biden... get it?
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Trump did 1/6.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Trevor Bauer for President.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.