Politics jokes
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.