Politics jokes
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!