Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
