"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Politics Jokes
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
