Politics

Politics jokes

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?

A: At least one does something when it is triggered.

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?

A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

👱‍♀️ 👱‍♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?

A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.

What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?

Not much difference.