Politics jokes

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

What is the opposite of Progress?

Congress.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have soul.