Politics jokes

How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

What is the opposite of Progress?

Congress.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have soul.