Politics jokes
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Super Boy from Korea.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Trump's mom.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Trump, must I say more?
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.