Politics jokes
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles.
"Ah, eagles," said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Women's rights.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"