Politics jokes
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
Gun control...
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Women’s rights.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.