Putin's Brain:
LIKE IF YOUR VOTING TRUMP 2024 WOOOOO
WHATS the diffrence between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know you tell me
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP? The condom was actually useful at one point.
AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What does a polite mouse say?
Cheese and thank you.
Putin be like csgo is much harder in real life!
What did trump say to Ukraine when putin bombed them?
It was antifa!!!! And China!!!!
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please
