What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....