What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
BIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is Russia invading Ukraine? «Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Feminists are a joke.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common? No one loves them!
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
How do you spell "cognitive mess?" J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency? Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis
i wouldnt write a joke.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own fkn mask mandate.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a kgb badge and says “you two are coming with me for treason.” One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says “Not me.” The third man pulls out a badge and says “Wow? There’s a lot of agents here.”
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
