Politics

Politics Jokes

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....