Police jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous8 years agoA cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"PreviousNext1…1516171819Crime jokesSafety jokesSecurity jokesPatrol jokesArrest jokesAutism jokesAll categories
Anonymous8 years agoA cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
