Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus? - Pokemon
Why don't you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.
I FUCKED A POKEMON THE OTHER DAY. IT IS DEAD NOW
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokemon!
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon
