Pokemon jokes
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Weedle will make you high.