Pokemon jokes
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"