Pokemon jokes
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
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I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
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Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!