Pokemon jokes

Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.

I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Pokémon!

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

Pokemon!