Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
Pokemon Jokes
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!