Pokemon jokes
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Weedle will make you high.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon