Pokemon:Are you a Flareon? Why? Because you’re a sexy fox.
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Pokemon:What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? Let’s rock!
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE:I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that's in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a whirl'd you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Poke him on!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu I choose you!!!
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What did Charizard said to Arceus knife to meet you literally I got you out of Pokemon sword and shield
Which pokemon listens to Aha? Takemeon
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy
rhydon deez nuts
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
