Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
What happens when Stephen Hawkins dies Windows players the shutdown music
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
