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Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

What game do Emos play?

Fruit Ninja.

(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)

Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?

Because it has no home base.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

Why do orphans not play bingo?

Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they have to run back to home base.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.

Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?

The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

What games do bats like to play at recess?

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

Why was Sally sad?

Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.