Play jokes
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Memes
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!