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I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.