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I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).