Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.
Which nut is the best at playing tag? Catch-yous aka cashews.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
What do you call a fish that don"t play basketball
hey yesterday i played with my sister when i woke up she was gone
When an orphans playing baseball how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home he has no home to hit to
xthegamer0 is 35 he grew up gta5 and is still playing it today
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Why can't micheal Jackson play baseball. He made a hit and run
why did the school go remote because the teachers wanted to play with remotes
