Play jokes
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)