Play jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.