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Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What games do bats like to play at recess?
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
me playing a rage game.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"