Play jokes
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.