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Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Anyone play Roblox?
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.
The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.
The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."
The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.