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Orphan

  • Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

    Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

    Laugh now.

    Sex

  • Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.

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  • Sibling

  • Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

    Dream

  • "Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

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  • Ball

  • My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

    All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

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  • Genie

  • Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

    The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

    The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

    The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

    The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"

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  • Hamlet

  • So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the