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What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
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Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What games do bats like to play at recess?
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."