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What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!