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Why can't orphans play Monopoly?

Because they can't put a house.

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?

You Fallout.

You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!

What is playing with you?

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.

I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.

One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"

The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."

After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."

The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"

After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.

The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."

The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."

The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."

The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."

The first kid then says: "I know, right?"

They then begin a snowball fight.

The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"

Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

Why can’t he just speak plain English?

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

Which nut is the best at playing tag?

Catch-yous, aka cashews.

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.