Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom rp on kik ?
Man: Could you hold this for me? Kid:Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang!*GUNSHOT* Man:Damnit now who am I gonna put in the van?!
motar is like a womans fanny the more you play with it the wetter it gets
my tutor just said this quote of 2k18 ^^^
pontypool is rough
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when ..."
Why did the orphan not play baseball cuz he couldn't find home
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
why cant orphons play baseball because they dont knowwhere home is
Why can't New your city play chess???
Because they lost 2 towers
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
why cant americans play chess? because they lost their 2 towers
Why are americans bad at clash roylae? because they lost thier 2 towers
