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When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
What game did knights play most often?
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
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Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.