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Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.